10 or 11 Drink Clown

I love to, love to go to parties

I head straight for the bathroom

And sit there for an hour

I love to, I love to

Listen to the queue forming

I rise to meet them, the men have all departed

The women are empowered

With a strange and brutal hatred for me

Me the big operator

I can be a funny guy

A smooth manipulator in an Hawaiian tie

CHORUS:

I love you, I love you, and this is why:

I'm a 1 drink dreamer (x3)

And a 10 or 11 drink clown

I'm a 1 drink dreamer (x3)

And a 10 or 11 drink clown.

I eat the crackers, tell a couple of Jewish jokes

When they don't get 'em I say:

You gotta be Jewish folks

Gotta be Jewish

Patient, patient is there a patient in the house?

My son's a doctor, he's a doctor

1 drink little whisky mack if it's winter

2 drinks gimme 'bucca straight up

3 drinks I'm really dreaming now

4 5 6 I'm half a clown

7 drinks it's time for a little chatter to the shikse on my left

8 drinks a rather rapid white wine

9 10 no it doesn't really matter to a raging clown

CHORUS