I struggle with my shoelace
You lie in your dressing gown
Don't put that cigarette out
I know it wasn't much fun
But please don't tell anyone
I thought that this was my moment
On the threadbare shag pile
My clumsiness trips me over
A nervous laugh, guilty smiles
I know it wasn't much fun
But please don't tell anyone
And it's all over before it began
The night comes through your window
A dull street light orange glow
My head hurt on your pillow
I wanna get up, get dressed and go home
I know it wasn't much fun
But please don't tell anyone