A Christmas Coal Carol

Socratic
Joy to the world, this rendezvous
merry christmas, how are you?
are you picking out nice shoes?
or some presents for your family?
they don't know what they're worth
you buy them from Woolworth
have a burger with some cheese on it
little Michael, he's real young
doesn't know he's not your son
don't tell him on christmas
dangling with christmas joy
you'll get all your favorite toys
and some egg nog from uncle bob
santa, santa, santa, i've been a nice boy
santa, santa, santa, give me some nice toys
santa, santa, santa, i've been a nice boy
santa, santa, santa, give me some nice toys
ring a ling, the bells they ring
the bums eat soup while the carolers sing
outside's cold but the cookies are hot
i poured santa milk, then i packed him some pot
then when he comes and sees the green
he'll smoke it up and forget i was mean
it's about giving some i gave him something
before they dropped the ball i would light the thang
santa, santa, santa, i've been a nice boy
santa, santa, santa, give me some nice toys
santa, santa, santa, i've been a nice boy
santa, santa, santa, give me some nice toys
christmas time
comes once a year
christmas time
happy new year