A Picture Of Dorian Gray
When I buy my mansion
I'll invite the world to stay
So everyone can see
A picture of Dorian Gray
We'll sit by the river
Drinking lemon tea
With a thousand midget Russians
In midget submarines
And you can come and stay (o-oh!)
And you can bring all of your friends (o-oh!)
And you can come and stay (o-oh!)
For a day
To see a picture of Dorian Gray [x2]
And I'll bring you to my mansion
To see my gallery
And there's lots of pretty pictures
All of them of me, all of them of me
We'll sit by the river
Drinking lemon tea
With tiny cucumber sandwiches
Made by a girl called Emily
And you can come and stay (o-oh!)
And you can bring all of your friends (o-oh!)
And you can come and stay (o-oh!)
For a day
To see a picture of Dorian Gray [x13]