A Punk Named Josh

When I was young there was a kid named Josh

He was a real punk rocker

He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket

And he looked just like Mad Max

We tried to be cool but it really didn't work

By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers

Then one day he just disappeared

Finally we could just relax

He was a punk named Josh

And he really was an asshole

And we had lots of fun

But it really was a hassle

He was a punk named Josh

And he got bad grades

And he had lots of pimples

But he always got laid

When Josh came back

From his punk rock adventures

Doing drugs and running from the law

He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol

And a pretty girl named Roxanne

His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab

That's where punk kids go

And he ran away again

And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!

He was a punk named Josh

And he really was an asshole

And we had lots of fun

But it really was a hassle

He was a punk named Josh

And he got bad grades

And he had lots of pimples

But he always got laid

He was a punk named Josh

He was a punk named Josh

He was tough in the mosh

He was a punk named josh

He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce

He was a punk named Josh

And he really was an asshole

And we had lots of fun

But it really was a hassle

He was a punk named Josh

And he got bad grades

And he had lots of pimples

But he always got laid

He was a punk named Josh

And he wore ripped jeans

But his dad didn't like it

You know his dad was kinda mean

He was a punk named Josh

And he really didn't care

When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"

And he had funny hair

He was a punk named Josh