Well he's shining his shoes
And he's combing his black hair
He don't even know I'm there
And he's reading the morning news
Well he works in the big big town
And he's bossing everybody around
Every once in a while I come see him
Every once in a while I stop and see him
When I go downtown to cut my hair
When he comes home he disappears
Been acting like that for years
I only see him when I'm going to bed
Sometimes he seems so tall
Mama come and save me from him
Mama come and save me from him
He wants to go out and play
And he lets me tackle him to the ground
Then he turns on the grill
And he cooks us some food
I only see him when I'm going to bed
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