A Twisted Funeral Christmas
Child: oh my god it's Santa Claus
Santa: ho ho ho ho ho!
Elf: Yeah bitch! Sasquatch Teets, it's fuckin' Christmas Charlie Brown, so suck on my jundis!
Oh die all ye faithful
Limbless and triumphant
Oh burn ye, oh burn ye in Bethlehem
Sing choirs of demons
Scream in excruciation
Sing, all ye senders of the hell below
Oh die all ye faithful
Limbless and triumphant
Oh burn ye, oh burn ye in Bethlehem
Yey, Lord, we burn Thee
Gored in forever darkness
Jesus, to Thee, be annihilated
Word of the Taker
Now in flesh appearing
Oh come let us destroy Him
Oh come let us destroy Him
Oh come let us destroy Him, Christ the Lord
Oh die all ye faithful
Limbless and triumphant
Oh burn ye, oh burn ye in Bethlehem
Come and behead Him
Born the King of Angels
Oh come let us destroy Him, Christ the Lord
Oh die all ye faithful
Limbless and triumphant
Oh burn ye, oh burn ye in Bethlehem
Oh die all ye faithful
Limbless and triumphant
Oh burn ye, oh burn ye in Bethlehem
Elf: it's fuckin christmas, bitch!