A Variation of Elaine

Is she ready?

A variation of Elaine

The waiting's driving me insane

I like her skin but not her brain

S'how I like Elaine

Is it happy?

The variation of Shareese

She is a nephew and a niece

I signed the lease

but not Shareese

She's a fuckin' beast

I can't get my head round modern girls

What happened to the dresses and the pearls?

And I don't mind getting a little dirty!

But you gotta be kiddin me!

Is it ready?

A bigger version of Marie

I'd like to have some more for free

You're watching me insert my key

Inside Marie

Now who am I gonna put my coins into?

I haven't hit tonight

And baby I must be due

And I don't mind playin a little dirty

Maybe I've been lucky

Once in a while

They come with flaws

And so I brush up on many laws

My satisfaction should be guaranteed

I got a warranty

I send her back to the factory

She come back to me, in a couple of weeks

With a coupla drinks

Is she ready?

Is she loose?

Is she a duck?

Is she a goose?

Is she ready?

Is she loose?

Is she a duck?

Is she a goose?