Adult Friends
Two tears in a bucket
Adult friends, adult friends
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
The world is what it is
Oh, I kiss you-- nobody sees it
Oh, we hold hands-- nobody knows about it
Oh, you kiss me-- we just sit there
Overly experienced
Adult friends, adult friends
You've reduced your breasts to a more tasteful size D
When I touch them it is like a lobster crawling under my arm
Oh, I kiss you-- nobody can see it
Oh, I pinch your-- nobody knows about it
Oh, you fondle-- but we just sit there
With no tomorrows
Adult friends, adult friends