Yeah, now, Adam, was as happy as a man can be
Till Eve started messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Now, you can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Yeah, now, Adam, was as happy as a man can be
Till Eve started messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Now, you can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Yeah, Samson was the strongest man anywhere
Along came Delilah and cut off his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
One more time, Fergie (Thurston?)...
Now, you can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Ah, let's go!
Yeah, Samson was the strongest man anywhere
Along came Delilah and cut off his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Now, you can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
She'll do it every time
Ah, let's go home, Barry!