Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

One night farmer Brown

Was takin' the airs

Locked up the barnyard

With the greatest of care

Down in the henhouse

Somethin' stirred

When he shouted "Who's there?"

This is what he heard

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So calm yourself

And stop your fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

We chickens tryin' to sleep

And you butt in

And hobble, hobble hobble hobble

With your chin

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

You're stompin' around

And shakin' the ground

You're kickin' up an awful dust

We chicken's tryin' to sleep

And you butt in

And hobble, hobble hobble hobble

It's a sin

Tomorrow

Is a busy day

We got things to do

We got eggs to lay

We got ground to dig

And worms to scratch

It takes a lot of settin'

Gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So quiet yourself

And stop your fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

Kindly point that gun

The other way

And hobble, hobble hobble off and

Hit the hay

Tomorrow

Is a busy day

We got things to do

We got eggs to lay

We got ground to dig

And worms to scratch

It takes a lot of settin'

Gettin' chicks to hatch

There ain't nobody here but us chickens

There ain't nobody here at all

So quiet yourself

And stop your fuss

There ain't nobody here but us

Kindly point that gun

The other way

And hobble, hobble hobble off and

Hit the hay

"Hey boss man

What do ya say?"

It's easy pickins

Ain't nobody here but us chickens