All Men Are Evil
If all men are evil and all the girls are good
There are bad men in the dead trees and a girl in the wood
All the little children, when you catch him, open up his soul
Drop a going-back-to-the-womb pill and cover up the hole
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now
Take out the fake shovel and wade it through the earth
This man is so old with evil he should have been put down at birth
But the people can't decide whether to laugh or cry
I say 'hang him on the TV, don't give a blind fuck, this man deserves to die'
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now
And when the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now
If all men are evil, then all girls are good
There's bad language in the trees, something dirty in the wood
All the little children, when you catch him, open up his soul
Drop a going-back-to-the-womb pill and cover up the hole
And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now
And the sun comes up and I can't get a tan
Oh yeah I'm happy now