All Word No Play

AUTHOR: Sage Francis

Chorus

Verse One:

Who wants to play a game? /

Game Boy /

Boy George /

George Bush /

Bush pie /

Pie plate /

Plate Tectonics /

Catch my continental drift /

Driftin' /

Inward /

Word play /

Play time /

Stop quick /

Quick pick /

Pixie stick /

Stick shift /

Shifty eye /

Imus in the Morning /

Mourning the death /

Death Metal /

Medal award /

Award winning /

Winning vote /

Vote for the lesser /

Service myself /

Self-sufficient /

Sufficient funding /

Dingoes eating my baby /

Bees Wax /

Wax on Wax off /

Awful /

Lawful /

Falafel wraps /

Raps off beat /

Beat poet /

Poet Lauriet /

"It doesn't look like an ice sculpture, or..." /

Orbit /

Bit the culture /

Culture clash /

Clash of the Titans /

Insecure /

Cure for cancer /

Sir, yes, sir /

Serbian attack /

Tactful /

Full of shit /

Shitzu /

Super hoe /

Hoe Hoppin' /

Hop in the van...sure /

Sherbert /

Burt and Ernie /

Knee pad /

Pad lock /

Lochness Monster /

Stir the Madness in a Cup /

Couple /

Pull your weight /

Wait on her /

Herpes /

Peas porridge in a pot /

Pot luck /

Luck of the draw /

Draw bridge /

Bridge the gap /

Gap teeth /

Teeth marks /

Marxist /

Sister Act II /

Too much love /

Love handles /

Love handles itself /

It's selfish /

Fish and chips /

Chips paint /

Paint brush /

Brush with death /

Death Wish /

Wish upon a star /

Star struck /

Struck gold /

Gold plate /

Plate Tectonics /

Catch my continental drift /

Drift inward /

Word Play /

The Non-Prophets /

'cause some emcees are all word and no play /

Some rappers are all DAT and no DeeJay /

Chorus

Verse Two:

This is Sage Francis /

Francisco /

Co-Dependent relationship /

Ship wreck /

Recollect /

Electoral vote /

Vote me into Senate /

Knit picky Joe Beats /

Joe beats off to Asian porn /

Pawn Shop /

Shop of Horrors /

Horoscope /

Scope the premises for records /

Kids incorporated /

Rated X /

Extremely dope /

Dope smoking /

King Tuttenkhamen /

Common practice /

Disaholic #1 /

Won the battle, lost the war graffiti bombin' /

In the event of an emergency /

Seek helping hands /

Han Solo /

Low profile /

File for divorce /

Divorce court /

Caught cheating on your progress report /

Port Authority /

Delightful /

Philander /

Reliable /

Bologna /

Neanderthal pandering whore /

Hormones make whores moan /

Mona Lisa /

Lease a car /

Car phone /

Phonograph /

Graphic language /

Language Arts /

Arts festival /

Voluptuous tone /

Tone Loc /

Location /

Shin guard /

Guard your Grill /

Grill piece /

Peace pipe /

Pipe line /

Line backer /

Back 'er up /

Uptown baby baby baby baby, uh! /

Another one bites the dust /

Dust mite /

Might an emcee want to bust a mic? /

Michael Jackson /

Son of Sam /

Samson /

Samsonite /

Night of the Living Bassheads /

Head south for the summer /

Somersault and fall /

Into your Winter Wonderland /

Where bed springs sing this song... /

'cause some emcees are all word and no play /

Some rappers are all DAT and no DeeJay /

DeJay Perseus...break it down like THIS! /

Chorus

Verse Three:

We are the Non-Prophets /

Fitzgerald Ford /

Four door /

Door prize /

Prize winning ticket /

Ticket stub /

Stub my toe /

Tow truck /

Truck Turner /

Turn her off /

Off base /

Basic /

Sick of drug-free /

Free Mumia /

Ya' gotta' pick your battle /

Battle cry /

Cry Baby /

Baby Huey /

Huey Lewis and the News /

News at 9 /

1980 /

87 was the year I saw the Run's House Tour /

Tore your green card apart /

A Part Time Sucka with no job /

Job-core /

Correlate /

Late pass /

Pass me by /

Bypass /

Pass the time /

Time passes slow /

"Slow Down...you little hooker" /

Hooker T. Washington /

Tinted window /

Doberman Pincer /

Pinch 'er ass /

Assets /

Sets the mood /

Moodswing /

Swing Low Sweet Chariot /

Chariot of fire /

Fire water /

Water log /

Log Cabin /

Cabin Fever /

Throw ninja Stars of David /

David Letterman /

Let 'em inside from the snow /

Snow cone /

Coney Island /

Lyndon Johnson /

Sinbad /

Bad dog, no! /

No play and all word /

My flows spray awkward moments into the airwaves. They're altered /

Altered Beast /

Beastiality /

Decreased /

Creased Lee jean /

Gene pool /

Pool hall /

Hallmark /

Mark of the beast /

Beastie Boy /

Boy-loving priest /

Priesthood /

Hood rat /

Rat bastid /

Did you know heaps of hoe freaks /

Peck the wood so much they're left with broke beaks? /

I chuck the bird so far they're left dangling from phone lines like old sneaks /

So don't sleep on what your soul seeks. It's Sage and Joe beats

'cause some emcees are all "word."

(Game Over)