You know math
You know science
You know astronomy
And you laugh
At the picture
That you got from me
Every morning you awake
But today there's birthday cake
It's for Alison
Always for Alison
You know France
You know Paris
Around the world and back
You've got Clown
You've got Locious
A couple of big-boned cats
You're not technically alone
But if someeone rings the phone
It's always for Alison
Always for Alison
You might think that I'm silly
Some kind of foolish man
I'll admit I've been crazy
But at least I know I am
Here we are so self-aware
I'd rather look at your red hair
And sing songs for Alison
Always for Alison