We all reached a decision, then
We all agree
So rare we're all together
With a place to be
And when it seemed decided
Of where to go
I thought we all abided
And then there's Joe
Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation
Big house one Friday night
Everyone was there
Mike drank a little too much
Shaved off his hair
And when I checked my watch
'Bout two or so
I thought we all had fun
And then there's Joe
Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation
Joe, unbending
Joe, dogmatic
Joe, obstinate
Joe, basis of it all
Met up with girls last night
Like a triple date
Went down to thurston's shoppe
It was open late
And the girls went to the bathroom
All in a row
Mentioned the fun I was having
And then there's Joe
Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation
There's one in every group
Who you just can stand
Never seems to lighten up
With such demand
Might be a trivial thing
Someone you know
We all have our problem friend
We all have our Joe
Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation
Joe, unbending
Joe, dogmatic
Joe, obstinate
Joe, basis of it all