Whenever I buy a lighter in the store I cannot find the ashtray anymore Smoking is not good for me If you don't give me nicotine Well, then I ask someone else Is just the way that I wanted you to Is not the way that you want me to be Whenever I pour myself a glass of wine The bottle I bought today I cannot find Drinking is not good for me I haven't had a single drop And it's driving me insane! Whenever I get some change from anywhere I'm loving my little bankbook - you don't care You take away my piggy bank Is just the way that I wanted you to Is not the way that you want me to be More from Fool's Garden