It's not I who sought the novice it's the novice who sought me
The cook went blind drank too much and fed his guest on angeldust
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
When did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
If my head's been through a windscreen why are all the eyeballs green?
Take me 'round the roundabout slow down don't stop - I'll bail out pull over
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
It was not I who bit the sheriff it was the sheriff who bit me
Cut me up and stitch me up be my lambchops buttercup
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
What's a crucifixion? What's a crucifixion mean?
I was bitten by an arse now Im moving for divorce
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Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily
Cook went blind, drank too much and fed his guest on angeldust
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
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What's a cluckin chicken? What's a cluckin chicken need?
Where's the cluckin chicken? Where's the cluckin chicken been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
Where did the pain start? When did the symptoms begin?
Where did the pain start? What have the symptoms been?
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