I’ve got a problem
And you’re not helping it
I’ve got a problem upstairs
I’ve got a problem
It’s locked in the basement
I’ve got a problem down there
People say it’s normal
But who decides what’s normal?
I don’t think it’s normal but it’s not wrong
I’m addicted to animal crackers (animal crackers)
I like to watch them do their thing
I’m addicted to animal crackers (animal crackers)
I like to hear them sing
And throw their sweetness right on down the drain
Living life’s not easy (ohhhhh)
When you’re giving rides to monkeys
There’s fire in the cellar and the attic’s breaking down
But it’s something kinda simple
That I’m working hard at working out
And something kinda simple gets so hard
I’m addicted to animal crackers (animal crackers)
I like to watch them do their thing
I’m addicted to animal crackers (animal crackers)
I like to hear them sing
And throw their sweetness right on down the drain
And when I lie awake at night they’re my best friends
‘cause I know they’ll never judge me
But I know they’ll never love me
So I’m having trouble drawing the line
Because everybody says it’s fine
And I don’t know if they’re wrong or if they’re right
But I’m addicted to animal crackers
I like to watch them do their thing
I’m addicted to animal crackers
I like to hear them sing
And throw their sweetness right on down the drain