I'm going down to church tonight Take me back to when I was eight I'm gonna nick the collection plate
I've got nothing against church Or any people that go there and show that They're ignorant, I don't understand A congregation at weekends can change their behavior
So many people are weak in their lives And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope As you know I used to go there myself Until the day I became antipope
We're gonna have some fun tonight Let's spread the news around the town That the vicar's a transvestite With a fetish for ropes and gowns
I've got nothing against church Or any people that go there and show that They're ignorant, I don't understand A congregation at weekends can change their behavior
Religion doesn't mean a thing Its just another way of being right wing I think sex films are okay I don't dig that all the way
I've got nothing against church Or any people that go there and show that They're ignorant, I don't understand A congregation at weekends can change their behavior