I'm not an evil guy,
It makes me wonder why,
You cannot understand
This thing I do with my hand.
And how come you can't see
It's hilarious to me,
It's just an inside joke,
Meant only to poke fun
At the metal farce,
Fast girls and cars
And the devil too.
So this song is for you, 'cause
I love cats and hate the bomb.
ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
And I'm as honest as the day is long.
ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
S-A-T-A-N,
He is not my friend,
Mephistopholes,
Does not make me pleased,
And Beelzebub's a jerk,
I am not his clerk,
Or his errand boy,
Or his puppet toytoytoytoy.
I'm not an evil guy,
It makes me wonder,
You cannot understand
This thing I do with my hand.
I LOVE CATS AND HATE THE BOMB.
ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
AND I'M AS HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG.
ANTISATAN SONG FOR MOM
OH THE DEVIL REALLY MAKES ME YAWN.
ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
YOU GOT ME WONDERING WHERE I WENT WRONG.
ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR YOU
Mom