Boys, please, dinner's on me tonight
I am the host and you're the parasite
(Don't come any nearer)
This is how we do it, do it, do it
(Don't come any nearer)
Armed with nothing but a dotted line
And big blue eyes
(Don't come any nearer)
Ominous, so ominous of surprise
(Don't come any nearer)
Surprise, I'm not who you thought I was
So load that barrel, boy
You better, boy
And put your horse down
She can't bear to run
You're as sleek as the words you speak
And now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
I know you've got a habit
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
Sir, please, we're laughing at your crooked smile
How you've trained those teeth to break my skin
Armed with nothing but a dotted line
And big blue eyes
(Don't come any nearer)
Ominous, so ominous of surprise
(Don't come any nearer)
You're as sleek as the words you speak
And now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
I know you've got a habit
Take your life for paper knives
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
We'll work as hostages
I'll hide behind appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
Gentleman, the temptress has arrived
She's perfectly disguised in black and white
With dollar signs and dotted lines
And with my hands upon her hips
The notion of a kiss
The candle's lit
I can't commit
This feather's dipped in ink
A tattoo that never heals
She's asking me to sign right here
(Sign right here)
Sign right here
Well, I know you've got a habit
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
We'll work as hostages
I'll hide behind appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this