Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt
She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends
Well I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
My homeboys tried to warn me
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Even white boys got to shout
LA face with Oakland booty [x4]
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rap videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
But I gotta be straight when I say uhh
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah)
Even white boys got to shout
LA face with the Oakland booty [x4]
So your girlfriend drives a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts