They call me Backdoor Santa
I make my runs at the break of day
I make all the young girls happy
While the boys are out to play
Well I ain't like old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I come runnin' with my presents
Every time you call me dear
I keep the back door open
In case anyone smells a mouse
'Cause wouldn't ol' Santa be in trouble
If there wasn't no chimney in the house?