I'ma hoe suck my hairy big fat toe I like mad hoe mad, mad hoes I like bad hoes, I'ma rhyme till I dime out like pedro I rap for real and taking no time Just typing this out as I go I was walking to the store And noticed a whore tripping up and down Say, "What's up Dover" and she says I'll suck you dick for some weed
I say no thank you because she achoo enough cum To populate mars and she insist And I become a dick and back hand her to Hong Kong Get on home and get undressed Then start getting high with my bong I say it's my best friend He take me to heaven and I swear that ain't no lie So what I'm gonna do is continue rapping