Twas off some*
Carribbean shore
while on an epic
quest
We came across a
strange device
A mystic gateway
into another time
Where vikings ruled
the land and sea
Such mighty
treasure they did
hold
We killed them all to
steal their gold!
You put your faith in
Odin and Thor
We put ours in
cannons and whores
Your viking gods
won't save you now
When pirates strike
from the starboard
bow
Back through time
To fight the viking
foe
Back through time
Where our voyage
must now go
Six hundred years
into the past
Our destiny is here at
last
For infamy and
plunder we will ride
Their ships were
powerless against
our cannonfire
We took no prisoners
that day. Yarrr.
The vikings prayed
for mercy as we cut
their throats
But their worthless
gods did not hear
their cries