Backwards Freestyle

"i was outside chilling in my house

it was nighttime so the sun was out

i drunk my food and ate my water

in the middle of the block, standing on the corner

some pregnant man went into labor

this illiterate dude was reading the newspaper

all of that liquor must've got me high

it was raining outside so the ground was dry

two non-violent dudes started to fight

he reached in his pocket and shot em with a knife

the dude came back and stabbed him with a gun

the man in the wheelchair started to run

you couldn't even hear it it was so damn loud

the cats started barking the dog said 'meoow'

uh oh somebody must've called the cops

i guess the deaf man must've heard the shots

if you dont believe me my storys true