Bad Boyfriend
Why don't you pick up after you're done?
I'm not your slave, I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid, I mean I've got a life too
So fuck you
Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here soon
Last time they were here you just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou, fuck you
Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?
I only took it 'cause you like moo shu, fuck you
I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately, fuck you
Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom
When I get some time off, fuck you
I was at work, I wasn't at bar, fuck you
I had the beer at work, for God's sake, fuck you
By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tomorrow? Fuck you
I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why don't you ever take me to a play or a museum?
There's an art gallery two blocks away and we've never been there
We always do what you wanna do, fuck you
You didn't notice I got new throw pillows for the sofa
You didn't notice I had the kitchen painted blue
Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look my best and you should too, fuck you
Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?
You're such a jerk, the only thing you do right is
Tell me that you love me well, I guess I love you too
But fuck you, seriously