Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears
And look at the mes I'm in-
A broken nose and a broken heart,
In my broken down Chevrolet-
While I'm singin' to myself
There's got to be another way
Take away this ball and chain
And I can't take any more pain
Take away this ball and chain
Well I've searched and I've searched
To find the perfect life-
A brand new car and a brand new suit
I even got me a little wife-
I was sure to find myself there-
You can run all your life
Well I'll pass the bar on the way
Been drinkin' since half past noon-
I'll wake there in the mornin'
Or maybe in the county jail-
Times are hard getting harder
I'm born to lose and destined to fail-