I wanna be a rock star and travel really far And buy me a big expensive car And make lots of money and find me a honey And live in a nice big house where it's sunny With a pool, I'll be cool I'll always have a gig 'cause I'll be big I'll have parties and friends and places to go The only problem is, I play the banjo
Well I'm a post he haw mover A folk adelic punk rocker and groover A cross between Bella Fleck and Eddie Betta Vendetta A with the drumming and the way I pick I'll be an instrumental master with tons of new licks And all the babes will love me, sell out shows The only problem is, I play the banjo
I play the banjo, play the banjo, play the banjo I play the banjo (I play the banjo) Now, I play the banjo, play the banjo, play the banjo I play the banjo (I play the banjo)
I'll have a Lear jet and a limousine And everywhere I go, my fans will scream "Hey Banjo Boy, we love you And wish that we all could play the banjo too" And you'll see me on the TV talk shows With David Coen and Jay Leno The only problem is, I play the banjo
Now, I play the banjo, play the banjo, play the banjo I play the banjo (I play the banjo) I play the banjo, play the banjo, play the banjo I play the banjo (I play the banjo)
I say hear me boys, hear my rhyme Picking on my banjo all the time I say hear me boys, hear my song I'm picking on the banjo all day long
I play the banjo, play the banjo, play the banjo I play the banjo (I play the banjo) I play the banjo, play the banjo, play the banjo I play the banjo (I play the banjo)