Beach Song
Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't want to be on the beach, no!
I don't want to be on the beach, no!
I don't want to be on the beach!
I don't want to be on the beach, no!
I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun!
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun!
I don't want to be on the beach!
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun, no!
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun!
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun!
I don't want to be on the beach!
I don't want to be on the beach, no fun, no!
This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat, no fun!
(I don't want to be on the beach!) no fun!
(I don't want to be on the beach!) no fun, no!
(I don't want to be on the beach!)
(I don't want to be on the beach, no fun!