Beautiful ladies in danger
Danger all round the world
I will protect them
Because I am Chris de Burgh
Beautiful ladies in emergency situations
Beautiful ladies are lovely
But sometimes they don't take care
They're too busy with their make-up
Or combing their lovely hair
To take basic safety precautions
But I will protect them
I will save the pretty ones, with their smiles and their sparkling eyes
But let the ugly ones die
I have no place for them
In my new world order
I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls!
Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls!
Look under the bridges, that's where they hide!
That's where they hide
And beauty shall be my bride