Bend Over, I'll Drive
I like to sit in back and watch out for cops
Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top
And when she gets tired that way
I whisper in her ear an' say, "Bend over, I'll drive"
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died?
Bend over, I'll drive
Now I was born in a test tube
But daddy tried it this way too
Mama, he stripped his gears fore the light turned red
When she heard what that shiftless no-count said
He said, "Bend over, I'll drive"
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Lenny Kovacs died?
Bend over, I'll drive
Now as I was sayin' before I quit
If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it
Even the Queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks
So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck
Work out
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Grace Kelly died?
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Bend over, I'll drive
Is this the way Hank Williams died?
Bend over, I'll drive