Big Balls

[Verse 1]

I'm rather upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballrooms

The event is never small

The biggest balls of all

[CHORUS:]

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

[Verse 2]

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody Comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire!

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

[CHORUS]

[Outro]

And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)

Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)

Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)