Biggest Gossip in Town

I'm gonna tell the biggest gossip in town

To keep a secret

I've got to tell her I've been nowhere but down

Since we broke up

Then I'm gonna sit at home and wait until you telephone

And we'll arrange to meet at the same old place we used to go

I'm gonna tell the biggest gossip in town

That I've been lonely

No matter what some people may say

I love you only

Then I'm gonna sit at home and listen for the phone to ring

And I can't wait for the bell to go dingalingaling

I can't deny it's true

That I'm the one to blame

But since you've been gone

Don't you know my life has never been the same?