Billy, The Themepark Shark
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
A killer of the ocean,
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
And silently I strike.
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
I'm dumber than a tree,
I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
I was swimming in the ocean,
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
I got picked up by a boat.
A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark.
Billy, the themepark shark,
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.
The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
I'm swimming in a pool,
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
I don't have to fight for food,
I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan.
Who has a dental plan.
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
And I'm a big attraction.
(He's a shark, he's a shark,)
They love to watch me jump,
I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale,
At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.
Billy, the themepark shark,
Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.
I'm a shark, I'm a shark,
But I'm not in my natural habitat,
He's fat and old and lazy,
But I'm happy you're here.
I really hope these activists don't free Billy,
'cause out there in the wild, I'd be dead.
The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool.
Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead.
Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)
The poster fish of tourism Iowa!