I've got something to say,
And it ain't the usual sob-story
I've got something to ask,
And I know that now's the time,
Now all the rooms of the party are dark.
Yes, I understand ees fine;
And throw another line....
Birthday girl, I've got something for you,
There's ice in the cauldron, look out now;
Birthday girl, here come a special
Like Hansel and Gretel never had.
There's parrots in the pantry
And there's lizards in the loo
There's bloaters in the bathroom
I'm sitting in the kitchen
Trying hard to talk to you
That I'd like to make this the happiest of your birthdays
And if that means turning the key
Then I'll turn it with you and there'll be no doubt
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