Blast Off
Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat â"š¬" itâ"š¬â"ž¢s gonna bite back
Toilet seat is your launching pad
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!
Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you want to burn in that â"š¬í‹Å“roid
Weâ"š¬â"ž¢ll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door
All Systems Go!
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!
Jalapeo, habaero
Burning all yoâ"š¬â"ž¢ hair down there-o
Picinu, vindaloo
Theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re gonna getcha, theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re gonna getcha, too
You know those red things in the Kung Pao
Donâ"š¬â"ž¢t say I didnâ"š¬â"ž¢t warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy
And itâ"š¬â"ž¢s time to countdown!
Houston, we have a problemâ"š¬
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!