Get out of bed and stand on the floor
Its cold
Wiping the sleep from my eyes, I stub my toe
Taking a piss, I get a chill
I brush my teeth and shave my head
I am the one they call Boobie the clown
Driving to school, my windows are down
My car, it has four doors
Mine it opens from the outside
Its green with lines of gold
Some say it looks like puke
But I like it anyway
I am the one they call Boobie the clown
Walking down the hall, I hear my shoe
It clicks, there's a tack in it
I see her staring at me, I call her my girlfriend
She says "In your dreams"
I think she likes me, she likes me
I am the one they call Boobie the clown