Born Under A Bad Sign

Homer: Born under a bad sign,

Been down since I began to crawl.

If it wasn't for bad luck,

You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.

Hard luck and trouble,

Been my only friend.

I been on my own,

Ever since I was ten.

Born under a bad sign,

I been down since I began to crawl.

If it wasn't for bad luck,

You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.

I don't like to read,

I can hardly write,

My whole life has been

One big fight.

Born under a bad sign,

I been down since I began to crawl.

If it wasn't for bad luck,

I said I wouldn't have no luck at all.

And that ain't no lie.

(Guitar solo)

You know, if it wasn't for bad luck,

I wouldn't have no kind of luck.

If it wasn't for real bad luck,

I wouldn't have no luck at all.

You know fear of falling

Is all I crave.

A big bag of pork rinds

Gonna carry me to my grave.

Born under a bad sign,

I been down since I began to crawl.

If it wasn't for bad luck,

I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all.

Good take boys, yeah.

I think now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name.

How 'bout Muddy Simpson. No. Big Homer. T-Bone Homer.