Dressed all in her evening clothes? 'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up
Stick her in a waiting room 'Til her face gets really bloated
And I wonder what it's like To be second all the time And you're never gonna win And your ass is on your face And your life is such a waste
Her head looks like its connected to her shoulders They look like little boulders
Turn her 'round and 'round Take a mental picture of her naked Face down on the linoleum
And I wonder what it's like To be second all the time And you're never gonna win And your ass is on your face And your life is such a waste Walkin' to the dressing room
What would I give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
And I wonder what it's like To be second all the time And you're never gonna win And your ass is on your face And your life is such a waste
With a faggot on her left And a faggot on her right And my dick is getting limp 'Cause the chicks all suck tonight And the band is such a bore And I've seen it all before
What would I give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight