Hello I'm Laila, think I've seen you about
If you need anything just give me a shout
I'm into jungle and Italian food
And boy it's just like I've known you for all my life
Well that's so weird I do too, it's not just the wine
You know I still can't believe you're the right star sign
I'll phone you Monday night at 8.45
I don't normally do this with girls I've just met
Well how long do you want to stay celibate?
I love you girl I think our spirits align
That's so romantic, you can move into mine
And girl it's just like I've known you for all my life
All our think we could be man and wife
You still look as beautiful everytime
I see that funny little twitch that you do
Sometimes I wish you'd tidy up too
And in a year, we're just a little comfortable
My body's here but my mind not worth ??? before
And we spend our nights watching the TV
There's not much do here, I'm sure we ????
I must admit, I wouldn't mind a break for a bit
S'alright there's a couch at my mum's I can kip on or somefin.
Sick and tired of the 9 to 5, we spend our teatimes watching Star Trek and you still can't find(?)
Sick and tired think we've lost the spot, we do it missionary once a month and in the dark
Don't ?? in you
So what we gonna do?
I'm sick and tired of you,
Y'know I'm sick and tired of you
You remember Ben?
That guy from Birmingham?
I'm back with him again
Well you can fuckin' have him then!
Don't think we should have ever moved in
And girl it's just like I've known you for all my life
Well if I never see you ever again that's fine
By the way the microwave and the Gameboy's mine
Well I put all your underwear in the bin
Don't think I should've ever moved in
Don't think you should've ever moved in