Boyfriend
VERSE 1
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away
Like Alice and the Rabbit I’d be running every day
Girl take a hike before I start to lose my hair
You pull the paint right off the wall and send dogs running from your
Stare!
Shame shame shame, on you
Like President Obama, you are nothing but ruse
I recommend soap as I highly doubt you do
So get yourself stepping in 3, 2,…
PRE-HOOK
I’d like you to be, gone like a ghost
Hey girl, could you please get lost
HOOK
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away
Keep you at a cars length, and hold my head in shame
One step closer to crazy, with everything you say
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away, I’d never get away
VERSE 2
I’d tell you what I like, but only think of what I don’t
I would put right on my man boots, and kick you out the doh
I don’t ever like to fight, but your always set to go
You make my head spin, like it’s just about to blow
BOOM!
No way, no way, you could ever be my girlfriend
Someone like you could cause the whole — world to end
Bombs would blow, people woe, ice bergs melt and
Though a time warp it would simply all repeat again
CRAPPY!
PRE-HOOK
I’d like you to be, gone like a ghost
Hey girl, could you please get lost
HOOK
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away
Keep you at a cars length, and hold my head in shame
One step closer to crazy, with everything you say
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away, I’d never get away
BRIDGE
So just go away, your nothing I need girl
No matter what you say, you could never be my girlfriend
If you’d understand, you wouldn’t make me hurl
At the fact that your whack and you smellin so bad
HOOK
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away
Keep you at a cars length, and hold my head in shame
One step closer to crazy, with everything you say
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never get away, I’d never get away
I’d never get away, I’d never get away, I’d never get away, I’d never get
Away