Let me tell you about my mountain home Where all the ladies names are joan Where husbands work back late at night Hopes are up for trousers down With hostess on A business flight I hope that driver's coming out alive The garden is A dorsetted That lady - she's so corseted She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray He thinks he's one and only But that lovely she's so lonely She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
Then the boys light up (X2) Then the boys light up - light up - light up
Silently she opens the drawer Mothers little helper is coming out for more Strategically positioned before the midday show Her back is arched those lips are parched Later at the party all the mps rave About the hummers she's been giving And the money that they save That flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view
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