Broomstick
I don't think it's fair
That you are the youngest Seeker in years
I really don't care
That you caught the stupid Remembrall
This year things will be much different, you see
Because my father really came through for me
And now my teammates and I all can say
Gryffindor better bow down to the Slytherin way
'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa
'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa
You must've felt cool
When McGonagall picked you as the Seeker
Do you feel like a fool
Now that your broomstick is weaker
Yours is a Nimbus 2000, I've got '3
My broomstick makes yours look like Ron Weasley
We can beat you with our arms tied behind our back
You can stick last year's House Cup up your crack
'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa
'Cause I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
I got a broomstick
It's better than yours
It's better than yours, a-whoa-oa