(It's like I don't care about nothing man roll another blunt)
All yeah, woh, yeah, yeah, yeah
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
(Go go, go go, go go, go go, go go)
(Go go, go go, go go, go go, go go)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
Well, my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palm Dale
And all the damn weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell
I don't believe in Hitler that what I say
Afro, mother fucking M A N
We ain't gonna sell no more mother fucking albums
'Cause let's go back to Marshall Durbin
And hang some more chickens 'cause fuck it