Remember that night it rained real hard
And we both agreed you shouldn't drive
You walked by me in the nude
You turned red and laughed and that broke my heart
Collect call from Cadillac, Michigan
Ok, here we go
What about that cat you had, Ronny? Veronica? Whatever
You should've let me name him Charlton
Donald got a girl from Newark pregnant, what a shock
And I never wanted you more than right now
They love to bowl in, Cadillac,Michigan
Ok, here we go
No wait, don't hang up
Have I been talking to much
I had to fade away to nearly nothing
All to find you
A black woman flashed me in the parking lot of a Red Roof Inn
I'm in nothing but a towel on the balcony
Gray would be the color of a rainbow here
Nothing on TV but Roger Moore
A marine checked out of the room above me
And I never wanted you more than right now
Whoever heard of Cadillac, Michigan
Ok, here we go
No wait, don't hang up
Have I been talking to much
I had to fade away to nearly nothing
All to find you