I've kissed the girls in Naples, they're pretty as can be,
I've also kissed some French girls, who came from Paree.
The Spanish girls are lovely, oh yes, indeed they are,
But the ladies of Calcutta are sweeter by far.
The ladies of Calcutta will steal your heart away,
And after it is stolen, you'll say.
I've kissed the girls of Naples, I've kissed them in Paree,
But the ladies of Calcutta do something to me.