California Girls

Now Pluto girls are neat but you know they'll

Eat you up alive

Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below

It isn't easy to survive

And Neptune girls are great for dancing

With a dozen arms and legs

They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night

But it's so hard to kiss three heads

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I wish they all could be California girls

I wish they all could be California girls

Now Martian girls are really pretty

With complexions bright and green

But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass

I think their pointed heads are keen

And Saturn girls are really funny they can

Make you laugh to death

With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas

Why it's a chore to take a breath

[Chorus:]

I wish they all could be California girls

I wish they all could be California girls

[guitar solo]

[Chorus:]

I wish they all could be California girls

I wish they all could be California girls (etc. Etc.)

[Chours ii] - girls- girls- girls- girls -I need

Girls -girls- girls- girls - I need... (etc. Etc.)

[Chorus iii]- Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia

Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia