Callin' All Country Women

Had a rag-top Cadillac

Rode it on Sunset Boulevard

And I had a hold on a centerfold

And a Tony Montana cigar

I had the top down, rock ‘ roll sound, and palms blowin’ in the breeze

And it was like paradise, somebody save me please

I’m callin’ all country women

I’ve sure missed you all since I’ve been gone

Yeah well I’m callin’ all country women, yeah

Well them uptown girls, they just ain’t down home (down home)

Yeah I was in New York after midnight down at the Bungalow 8

Through the supermodels and Cristal bottles she started walkin’ my way

She had a gin & tonic and Manalo Blahniks and that Dolce & Gabana suit

I said, “Damn, you’re fine, but have you ever tried jeans and cowboy boots?”

I’m callin’ all country women

I’ve sure missed you all since I’ve been gone

Yeah well I’m callin’ all country women

Well them uptown girls, they just ain’t down home (down home)

Yeah well I’ve been at honky tonk stops, bars & clubs from all across the land

Well Daisy Duke and Dixie Chick and pigtail wearin’ girls with their farmer tans

Well I’m callin’ all country women

I’ve sure missed you all since I’ve been gone

Yeah well I’m callin’ all country women,

Well them uptown girls, they just ain’t down home (down home)

And I’m callin’ all country women, yeah

Well them uptown girls could use a little bit of down home

So then I’m callin’ all country women, yeah

Well this good ol’ boy loves gettin’ on down home

Oh this country boy needs a little but of that home