Oh Lord wish my bed wasn't silken sheets so tight
I gotta keep my strength up got to do a show tonight
I'll have a cup of coffee while I'm taking in the news
No need to have a shave cause I'm gonna sing the blues
Check man
Well I think I'll get a massage maybe lose a little fat
So I'll have to go downtown in my brand new Cadillac
My valet comes and dresses me, I light a big cigar,
BecauseI like to look like Nimrod when I'm riding in my car.
Can blue men sing the whites
Or are they hypocrites for singing
And now it's getting near the time I gotta make the scene
I change out my dark grey mohair suit put on my dirty jeans
The band comes round to pick me up I holler Hello Boys
I gotta mess my hair up, I'm gonna make some noise brrrrrrr
Can blue men sing the whites
Or are they hypocrites for singing
One two
Ladies and gentlemen we'd like to do you a little number now
Oh Lordy
Somebody help me